Exhibit A

So all day yesterday I was under the impression that I had eikaiwa ("English conversation") at the community center, but after getting home I remembered that we'd adjusted the class schedule to allow for a Halloween party next week. Naturally, in celebration, I cleaned the hell outta my floors (I'm one of those people who lets cleaning go at the slightest hint of something better to do. Anyone who saw my dorm room last year can attest to this.)

In anticipation of the disarray that will likely overtake this past week's progress in tidying up, I submit for posterity authentic video evidence that my apartment was at one point in pretty decent shape (excepting of course the fugly pastel curtains that are still in my room; I will replace those by week's end, or may I be struck dead by lightning)